cobra smack
when a buddy is sleeping you whip out your penis and smack his forhead awaking him abruptly, yelling out, "Cobra Smack".
cobra smack by chad j k October 20, 2007
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cobra lung
the most hardcore metal band in the south jersey region, tristate area, and quite possibly the world. if you go to their show, which you probably will, you will get severely injured and possibly killed due to hardcore moshing which is more than enough reasons for anyone who isn't dead to attend. rape is also inevitable, women, children, men, trannies, animals etc.
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randomasshole: i went to the cobra lung show, and i got my ass kicked by cobra lung. i may possibly be paralyzed.
randomasshole2: shit was brutal, i have broken vertebraes, fractured ribcage, punctured lungs, brain hemorrhage, shattered femurs, dislocated shoulders, and anal bleeding.
randomasshole2: shit was brutal, i have broken vertebraes, fractured ribcage, punctured lungs, brain hemorrhage, shattered femurs, dislocated shoulders, and anal bleeding.
cobra lung by COOOBBBBRRRAAAAA LLLL December 18, 2008
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A female who is so "easy" her special space might as well be a home for snakes; alternatively a female who is involved in alot of multiple penetration situations; a whore.
A female who is so "easy" her special space might as well be a home for snakes; alternatively a female who is involved in alot of multiple penetration situations; a whore.
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Cobra Fist
It is a Lupearian practice that is performed during the act or art of fisting. While fisting someone's ass, the fist is opened inside the ass and moved in a spinning motion while moving the arm in and out of the ass.
It is called Cobra Fist, because it's supposed to represent a cobra wiggling up and flattening it's neck ribs to create a hood when being threatened or when snake charmer plays a flute.
It is speculated that the Cobra Fist was practiced in Rome during the times of Alexander the Great but has not been confirmed. There has also been rumors that the Cobra Fist, is part of the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear.
While the origins of the Cobra Fist is not entirely known, we do know that it is commonly practiced amongst the modern Lupearian population.
It is called Cobra Fist, because it's supposed to represent a cobra wiggling up and flattening it's neck ribs to create a hood when being threatened or when snake charmer plays a flute.
It is speculated that the Cobra Fist was practiced in Rome during the times of Alexander the Great but has not been confirmed. There has also been rumors that the Cobra Fist, is part of the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear.
While the origins of the Cobra Fist is not entirely known, we do know that it is commonly practiced amongst the modern Lupearian population.
When we get back to my flat, I'm going to shock you with the Cobra Fist....
I'll cobra fist you and you will squeal like a Dirty Jerbear...
I'll cobra fist you and you will squeal like a Dirty Jerbear...
Cobra Fist by Cactus Jack and B. Bird January 10, 2022
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Cobra Kiss
When two males touch the tips of their penises together, touching piss holes. Similar to Pork Swords.
I went to this party over the weekend, but had to leave when I saw two dudes giving each other a Cobra Kiss.
Cobra Kiss by Rob MacGuffie December 23, 2007