meat clutch

Another wonderful description for a vagina.

Ah man, I was at Mallory's last night and was straight drilling her meat clutch . Was prime!

by Meat clutch March 1, 2017

*clutches purse*

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

Clutch Mode

The odds are against you, pull out a can of whoop-ass and open it. Also known as Perk 4.You are outnumbered 4-1 or more then go all out and win.

5 on 1, I'm the last one left. I yell, "CLUTCH MODE, ACTIVATED!" and then rape their whole team in the ass.

by GD and CCK January 24, 2009

clotheshorse

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.

me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.

by Nicole September 4, 2003

Touch Cloth

One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.

Dude, I floated an air biscuit and touched cloth.

by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004

clutch up

This term "clutch up" is usally used for a moment against all odds. There's a sporting event on and your Team is down 2 points and getting dominated your team pulls the win with some lucky points.

I was watching the game last night there were getting there shit kicked. But in the second half they had a major clutch up

by Oneloonytun January 30, 2017

clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'

Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.

by Russell July 11, 2004