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choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.
James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!
by ashrah April 3, 2008
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Cloop

An extremely uncommon STD contracted solely by homosexual men with exponentially large African-American cocks.

Common symptoms of cloop include, but are not limited to;

- Memory loss

- Explosive diarrhea

- Itch/Rash inside of the meatus

- Bloody urine
I feel bad for Kurt, he was recently diagnosed with the cloop.. poor nigger..
by Big Black Coks February 18, 2010
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cloodle

Sherry wanted to try something kinky so she tied her boyfriend to the bed and took a feather duster to his cloodle.
by The'A'Team April 8, 2014
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Choosing Beggar

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.
Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )
by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020
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Clood

when your dad's a crip and your mum's a blood. The child is a clood
ayo what you reppin' g?
straight clood
by cloodorbrip October 15, 2018
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Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.
Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"
by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008
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i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!
hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.
by sneakystevep November 4, 2017
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