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clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) while giving oral sex to a woman.
John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error.
by David the great June 2, 2004
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clavical

The medical name for your collarbone
Ah fucker i think you broke my clavical
by Fournication January 19, 2005
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classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone. This type of communication was called, from Pharaonic Egypt, i.e. before the arrival of computers, personal epistolary correspondence
mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore
by Sexydimma January 4, 2014
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classically handsome

The type of guy who makes Calvin Klein models and Pretty Boys sob into a corner
Person 1: Dont worry, the modeling agency said they could use a bad boy in the spread.
Person 2: What does that make you?
Person 1: *looks off into sunset* classically handsome
by Nightwing#1 June 30, 2015
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Classical Star Wars fundamentalist

A person, who would go on a heavenly crusade to ensure general acceptance for Star Wars having only the classic 3 parts. Sometimes combined with a fixation on the 3 first Indiana Jones movies
Peter: I'll soon be eating up my keyboard! There are only three real Star Wars movies! And don't say anything else about Indi either, I dare you!
Michael : It's obvious. You are a Classical Star Wars fundamentalist!
by TeacherMuhaha April 11, 2014
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Classical Music

The best genre of music EVER. It has many notable composers such as Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Bach, Prokofiev, Saint-Saens and more. It is the most complex type of music and most pieces are so beautiful and gentle. Some other are violent, whereas some others are a waltz.

Classical music is so underrated and stereotyped as boring. It's fucking not you dumb idiots. Take a look at fucking Stravinsky, The Rite of Spring. Or how bout' Liszt, huh?

Regardless, give a go and listen to it. Some recommendations are, for violent, Liszt, Rachmanioff, Brahms, Stravinsky, Saint-Saens, Shostakovich, Berlioz, Prokofiev, Ysaye, etc. For gentle you can choose Chopin, Franck, Debussy, Ravel (most works), Mozart, etc. Other composers that are in an in-between are Beethoven, Bach, Handel, Schubert, Schumann, Grieg, etc.
I love to use classical music for studying and sleeping.
by beginning to feel suicidal September 19, 2019
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Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
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