clearing your browsing history

when you go to pornhub and you need to clear your history
friend: how come you don't have anything in your history
me: oh i was on pornhub

clearing your browsing history is something you do when you went to pornhub

by NameSiren435547 February 8, 2021

clarinet mafia

the best group that you'd wanna be in..

yes we r clarinet mafia

by yesohyesohno September 8, 2020

Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.

Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"

by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009

Clawing

the act of "clawing" your friends next you when watching a horror movie.

(during the climax of a horror movie)

Girl #1: HOLY SHIZNETS!!!!
Girl #2: OMGAWD!@#? (claws girl #3)
Girl #3: stop clawing me -_- you ain't no bear

by zazzalo April 28, 2009

non-caring feet

Feet that can range from Men's size 9-11 because they simply do not care which size they are. (especially helpful when in need of borrowing a pair of shoes)

Dude, can I borrow your shoes for gym?
Sure! Wait, what size are you?
Oh, I have non-caring feet.


My feet aren't small, they're just non-caring feet. What, you've never heard of that?

by myfeetdontcare90 January 5, 2009

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010

Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.

I play the clarinet

by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018