Clacky

A creature made of pure awesomeness. Resembles the shoop da woop face or blackface. He demands that, in his hut, you mast gather 'round the good stuff or GTFO.

"Clacky's Hut - Gather 'round the good stuff or GTFO"

by Clacky May 3, 2008

kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004

Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.

Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your #1 hit music station.

by 1069 August 27, 2005

Clacker Bag

Your nut sack, ball bag, place where your balls are

Kiss my Clacker Bag You Mother!

by Jimmers McKenzie Esq February 23, 2010

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PUBLICIZE YOUR TWITTER POST ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS
Me: no.

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KELLY CLARKSON

Enormous talent and artistry.

Judy, "see that singer over there, she might be able to come close to Kelly Clarkson one day, if she really works on it".

by he'sfake July 22, 2004

Fort Clocks

Fort Clocks is the United States' national depository of timepieces. All of the nation's important clocks, watches, sundials, etc. are held in this near impenetrable fortress located in scenic Charleston, West Virginia. Fort Clocks was deliberately not built in Kentucky like the equally important Fort Knox because Kentucky resides in a state that is split between two time zones and is thus inconvenient for a fortress tasked with maintaining the world's most important timepieces. Of the invaluable clocks contained within the cement walls of Fort Clocks include: The World's Fastest Clock, one of those melting clocks Dali used in his paintings, the atomic clock (which runs almost entirely on the cutting age technology of 'atoms'), the pocket watch that Abraham Lincoln was looking at before his unfortunate death, the new year's eve timer that sits below the ball in New York, an hour glass filled entirely with the souls of dead orphans, the world's most inaccurate sundial, and the timer used in the hit show '24'.

Fort Clocks also harbors an elite military force that is responsible for maintaining the natural flow of time by assassinating anyone in research of time travel. This task force is single handedly responsible for why Einstein's "Theory" of Relativity is still just theory.

Built in 1876 to mark the centennial of the signing of the declaration of independence, Fort Clocks boasts a plethora of defensive features. No one can know for sure exactly what those features are since most of Fort Clocks is underground and visitors are not permitted to be within 800 meters of the structure, but rest assured that our nation's clocks under protected with the greatest care and precision.

"I tried to break into Fort Clocks, but I was shot"

"The scientist was about to make an important breakthrough in time travel, but the Fort Clocks Time Patrol showed up and he was shot"

"Eunice said she never heard of Fort Clocks, so she was smacked upside the head."

"Eunice said Fort Clocks doesn't exist, so she was smacked upside the head."

by The Chairman of Fort Clocks March 16, 2008