Portland cement

A vegan coconut milkshake

“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police

“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin

by DerLuftmensch July 1, 2019

to pour cement

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances

to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB

by Sexydimma May 25, 2016

Throw me in the cement

1) When your tired or over something

Friend 1: "Bro throw me in the cement that last physics exam was so hard!"

by Mighty Khangaroo June 16, 2018

Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.

Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.

by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016

Cement vagina

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009

100 Cement

A phrase spin off of the popular, 100%. Usually used by hipsters and other people who are generally cooler than the rest of ordinary society. Indicative of a higher IQ and good sense of fun and urban living.

Is that Nicole girl good looking? 100 cement! No doubt about it.

by Mav3r1ck July 8, 2014