cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option

"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

Chumming

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)

"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."

by tylersnard May 16, 2009

chumming

To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them

"where's Jason?"

"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"

"pfft, better get another pint in then"

by newbloke August 22, 2005

Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.

He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.

by JoRokHed April 16, 2013

chumming

When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.

I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.

by DrBBD August 18, 2017

chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out

Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face

by Bruv effect May 9, 2018

CHUMONGA !

To express a feeling of dislike, distaste, or down right disgust toward someone, something, or a specific situation .

An exclamation . Also can be used as an exclamation if surprised or startled .

Awe man, her comes Professor Bowser.
Ugh CHUMONGA ! I can’t stand him

by That’s right! April 8, 2018