chrome punch

a very useful technique when drunk at a bar and someone is wanting to fight you wait until they go into the bathroom to use the urinal then walk in the bathroom and grab there head and bounce it off the chrome spigot of the pisser and that my friends is a chrome punch

if that guy doesn't watch it i'm going to follow him into the bathroom and give him a chrome punch

by cowboy01 April 13, 2007

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.

That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

by t. tease January 25, 2013

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

chrome taco

smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.

My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.

by C M 2 September 26, 2019

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

chromessi

A “Chromessi” is a sexual act where a woman jerks a mans penis off with her feet. It occurs when she does it in a way that is so impressive she can be compared to renowned soccer star Lionel Messi and his spectacular footwork.

She gave me an amazing Chromessi

by Exvis December 27, 2020