Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

chanook

A code name for a cigarette

Hey Pollo, you wanna go for a chanook?

by ITS FERN YOO November 12, 2009

Chrono Cross

The best game ever!!! Third sequel to Chrono Trigger. At first glance it seems as though it has nothing to do with Chrono Trigger, but it does! Very philosophical and profound for a video game.

by CaTTeRz03 June 27, 2003

chrono douchebag

1.a name used to describe somone beeing a total asshole

2. a term used to describe a male douchebag

Bob: hey there fucktard

Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag

Cindy:i have both

Susan: You are a chrono douchebag

by mike F. dude March 3, 2010

Gina Carano

When you get in trouble for standing up against popular, self righteous bullies

Eugene: I got suspended today for comparing myself to the Jews because of how my bullies treat me. They've been calling me a Nazi and demonizing me with 911 for so many years but they never got in trouble for it

Frank: You got Gina Carano'd lmao, at least they've proven your point. You have a garbage teacher tho

by Just blunt February 15, 2021

chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right

Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

by Überschwanz May 6, 2007

Chrono Cross

Commonly compared to Chrono Trigger, which is unnecessary. They're both amazing, live in peace, people.

If you're a open minded person who just loves a nice, intricate plot topped with strategy this will probably be the best game you EVER play.

Unfortunately, this isn't a button mashing, tedious, dumb Final Fantasy game or a game that basically screams "HAIL CHRONO TRIGGER!" And this is why people hate this game.

Furthermore, this game dosn't have the best opening since it confuses dumb 10 year olds. But if you can make it to Fort Dragonia (40% through), you will make it to one of the most SHOCKING plot twists, EVER. And then the game just spirals out of control, with this amazing, deep plot and strategic battle system.

I've been gaming since I was 4 and Chrono Cross is the best game I've ever played.

by Rules1&2 July 25, 2009