Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

A chode is a person that is very strong

Jakob has a chode

by Cody spurge December 19, 2021

Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off

Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.

by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016

Chode

Simon Williams

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode

by Dixie McCluskey September 2, 2019

Chode

A peen wider than it is long

Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode

by Jackson Wilhelmi January 16, 2020

Chode

Sam Dornan’s cock

Aaron Allen’s attitude is that of a chode.

by Big boy pay July 25, 2019

Chode

Any body with the name Tim kale Jacob have Chodes. Chodes are small fat cocks

Kale has a chode I didnt like our sex

by Lil tonka October 10, 2019