Chinesium alloy

The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufactoring products made in China. Which vary in performance/quality due to disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being different, and in rare cases, even dodgy.

"I don't understand! We have the exact same gel blasters, why is yours better than mine?"

"Chinesium Alloy mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies in a backyard in Queensland.

"I didn't trust guitars made in china 10 years ago, Chinesium alloy was a major factor back then. Good thing it's changed now."

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must be the chinesium alloy."

by Maximus Penetratus January 6, 2019

Chinese roadblock

Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.

This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.

by A-Damage April 7, 2011

Chicksand

A word made by Damon Wayans Jr's character, Brad, on the show Happy Endings. It's a play on the word "quicksand" and basically means digging yourself deeper into a relationship you don't want.

Dave: I banged this chick last night, now she thinks we're exclusive.

Brad: Damn Dave, you are stuck in chicksand.

by Its_James May 4, 2011

Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF)

The going currency in which one has to repay the other after wronging said other person.

Zev gave Sara the finger for no apparent reason, therefore owes her a Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF).

by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights March 1, 2009

cha-chink

Sound made by a machinegun when you pull the bolt back and let it fly forward to chamber the first round

Alternate definition: Sound made by a pump shotgun when you pump it to chamber a round

Second Alternate definition: Sound made by gangster toward an intended victim or warning a potential victim of a machingun or shotgun drive-by shooting.

The last thing that corpse heard was cha-chink....before he got his head all blowed off.

Rufus: I really hate that mule....Cha-chink....BLAM!

The last thing those towel-head terrorists are gonna hear is Cha-chink...

by Ricardovitz June 11, 2009

Body Kits 4 Chicks

A collection of exterior modifications for any female; woman; or cute girl. Including, but not limited to Sexy Lingerie; Sheer Underwear, Jewellery; Shoes; Hats; accessories; and “all things, girl”

G-Strings, Panties, Lace Knickers, Bras, Babydolls, Teddies, Undies, Stockings, Chamisoles, Shoes, gloves, Jewellery, Hats, Necklace, Bracelets, Ear Rings, Makeup, Body Kits 4 Chicks

by BK4C April 27, 2009

chinese bicycle

Someone who like their own statuses on Facebook.

Dude you liked your own status, ya Chinese bicycle

by cwf93 October 9, 2014