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chong bong

chong bongs are bongs (water pipes) made by tommy chong well known as some of the best glass in the world unforntuneltly chong was busted for slaning parafentalia and there no longer for sale
Damn that was a dank fatty rip from your diffused perculated chong bong
by dank 420 October 6, 2006
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chong

eric: hey yo what're guys going right now
hyde: we're chonging in the basement
by uterusboy March 1, 2018
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Devin Cheng

He is the man, he is a god amongst men. Every guy wants to be like him, and all the ladies want to be with him. Everyone tries to be like him, but none can compare to his sheer awesomeness. If you look up the word perfect in the dictionary, you see his face and his phone number so all the fine ladies to see.
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was Devin Cheng.

Guy 2: Yeah, me too.

Guy 3: Hey, let's go bask in his awesomeness!

(All of them): YEAH!!!
by Kinky Jinkies December 14, 2008
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chonga

noun- A chonga is a woman of hispanic origin classified by, but not limited to, the following characteristics:
1. Brazilian jeans (folds of skin hanging over are a bonus, but not mandatory).
2. Excessive application of hair gel, with the hair usually worn in a curly fashion or pressed tightly to the head, dangerously close to cutting off circulation.
3. Brand name clothing (including Ecko Unlimited, Baby Phat, Phat Farm, and Sean John).
4. Air Force Ones or some other form of Nikes/Adidas.
5. Obscenely color-coordinated outfits.
6. A lack of understanding of the English language, usually resulting in accents, improper use of words, and/or a mixture of Spanish and English known as Spanglish.
7. Distinct make-up - specifically fake, exaggerated, and highly arched eyebrows, black lipliner, glittery lip stick, and heavy masquera.
8. Unique form of internet jargon that utilizes a combination of upper-case and lower-case letters along with Spanish words and phrases.
9. A general attraction to malls, especially Dolphin Mall in Florida.
10. An affinity for enormous hoop earrings. They are typically gold and large enough for one to fit a small child through.
11. A general interest in reggaeton/hip-hop. Nothing works better for luring a chonga than a hardcore Pitbull rap.
1. Simulated chonga online dialogue:

CuBaNiTaMaMii4U: OyE MaRiA-LuIsA ii tInK ii miiGhT bii PrEgNaNt wiiT JoSeS BaBii.

HoTtIeCuBaN4LyF: Ayyyye MaMiii qUe cUtEE l0l

2. Jenifer Lopez, Mariah Carey
by Sun the Korean June 16, 2006
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Chonga-kong

a chonga but wayy more extreme they can be fat,ugly both or even a dude who is dressed up like a chonga
DUDE:yo bra checkk out the chonga
OTHER DUDE: haha nigga pleaseee thats a chonga-kong!!
DUDE:skeen thats a dude bra haa
by MR MOD16 December 18, 2009
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cheungstain

Verb and Adjective: To leave an aroma, stain or sign of passing, somewhere, that is easily identifiable and strange smelling. You're not sure if you like the cheungstain but something tells you that you want more of it.
Why did you do that, you cheungstain.

Oh man i cheungstained all over her face.

Just don't get any cheungstain on it.
by jennyyyyyyyyyyy January 11, 2012
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Macka Chonga Cunt

When the weed that you are smoking is poor, you are known as a "Macka Chonga Cunt".
Big man - "Charlie, what you smoking there mate?"
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*
by Mr. Gooders August 6, 2017
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