cheating

1. What the rich and powerful do.
2. What you have done at one point or another in your life.

Cheating usually breaks the rules. Cheating also consists of lying most times in order to get what is desired. This is why cheaters live in the land of milk and honey and the honest/book smart are just barely getting by.

Name any person who is successful, rich, or powerful and I guarantee you they "cheated" in some way to get there.

Here are a few examples:

Christopher Columbus (Rapist)
Enron
Richard Nixon (Watergate)
Ronald Reagan (Drug Dealer, Reaganomics)
George Bush Sr. and Jr. (Oil, Terrorism)
Bill Gates (Windows)
Solomon Smith and Barney
Dick Cheney
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart (Insider Trading)
Milli Vanilli (Lip Syncing)
Vanilla Ice (Making money off David Bowie and Mc Hammer)
Tonya Harding (Conspiracy to harm Nancy Kerrigan)
P. Diddy (Theft/Overuse of samples, Bribery)
Kanye West (Overuse of samples)
Any successful mainstream rapper
You
Me

by Black Oasis March 9, 2007

cheating

Getting extra marks for cunning.

"I hear the teacher caught you cheating on the test"
"Yeah, apparently they don't allow extra marks for cunning."

by Sqrrl101 May 7, 2005

cheating

when your (now ex) boyfriend goes to a friend's house and gets "drunk" and "high" and let's a girl he doesn't even know fuck him . knowing damn well you'll find out, he just admits it straight up and gives the excuse that he was too stoned to remember what happened or too drunk to know what he got himself into. therefore, leading to your breakup.

My boyfriend went to someone's house and fucked his friend's cousin. Uh oh, looks like cheating.

by thinkinglikeagirl April 24, 2019

The Cheat

Badass sidekick of Strong Bad.

The Cheat is a Badass.

by D. Majors March 13, 2003

cheating

Simply put, gaining an unfair advantage over the competition.

A racing car has an almost flat piece of material (usually carbon fibre) which is positionad flat, at (almost "on") the side of the car just behind the rear wheels, i think the purpose of this item, known as a barge board is to deflect air into the side pod of the car and to deflect air from the front wheel into a more managable, useable state through the side pod partly to stop the air from finding it`s own less aerodynamic way over and or under the car, which would also if i remember correctly aid stability of the car.
Ferrari at (iirc) 1999 Malaysian Grand Prix were accused of using barge boards which were too large, 10mm to large, 10mm or was it 5mm? either way in engineering terms is a lifetime.
Can we call this fair? i doubt it, but would we be able to call it cheating?
you make up your own mind, search the web for facts!
As the Fia did not fine Ferrari then Ferrari have not been cheating here then.

by stevejowen September 29, 2007

Cheating

Looking for a better source of information

That guy was cheating on all the questions from the math test

by xXxSuperBigD1ckxXx October 14, 2008

The Cheat

The son-of-a-bitch who speaks ENglish worse than bub!

Dear the Cheat: Say "Douglas."

by dj gs68 April 25, 2003