lonely cheating

Masturbation.

Guy 1: So she walked in on you jerking one out?
Guy 2: I like to think of it as lonely cheating.

by KillerOrange27 October 7, 2009

cheating husband

"hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...

OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.

by Kelly Mango April 28, 2006

Runescape Cheating

Runescape is an addicting MMORPG that is hard to cheat in. The most common way is by macroing, which is using software to complete automated tasks. Runescape's "random" system makes this difficult, but advances in macroing software like Scar are constantly making adjustments to win at the game. You should NEVER believe anyone who is professing that he or she can manipulate your in-game gold amount, items, or levels. That is close to impossible. Scammers use this method to gain your password.

The only true way to Runescape Cheating is through Scar.

by WhoCares357 October 5, 2007

creatine

A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.

Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

Cheating

Creativly solving a problem in your favor

Simple math test... get caught "cheating" just say "Its not cheating its creative problem solving"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Cheating Tomatoes

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.

She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.

by milowe October 27, 2010

mind-cheating

when you can't stop thinking about someone else, even when your boyfriend/girlfriend makes you entirely happy, inside and out.

Bob reinforced the fact that mind-cheating wasn't as bad as physically-cheating.

by mynamewithnovowels January 29, 2009