Chesapeake Bay Lovers

A movement founded by a mysterious mustache man in the Chesapeake Bay region for the purpose of spreading the good news of love for the Chesapeake Bay. This movement may be found to coincide with Catholicism and other sects of Christianity.

Chesapeake Bay Lovers are known for the phrase , ‘It ain’t easy.’ This statement is usually preceded by some reference to the adjetive, ‘brackish.’
A Chesapeake Bay Lovers will often refer to themself as, ‘brackish.’

by Chesapeake Bay Oyster #11 March 15, 2025

Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor

20 hamburgers

19 hot dogs
18 children
17 POTATOES
16 pounds of keyboards

15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million
14 computers
13 me me big boys
12 donuts
11 dollars

10 friends
9 phones
8 packets of Pop Rocks
7 Legacy Video Maker clones
6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo
5 hockey pucks
4 packs of Skittles
3 autographs from Taylor Swift
2 Macbook Airs
1 girlfriend

Raussy: hello and welcome to lazy grockery store how can I help you waaaeaeaeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Borish: Me would like 20 hamburgers , 19 hot dogs, 18 children, 17 *pause* POTATOES, 16 pounds of keyboards, 15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million, 14 computers, 13 me me big boys, 12 donuts, 11 dollars, 10 friends, 9 phones, 8 packets of Pop Rocks, 7 Legacy Video Maker clones, 6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo, 5 hockey pucks, 4 packs of Skittles, 3 autographs from Taylor Swift, 2 Macbook Airs, and 1 girlfriend.” (Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor)
Kayloo/Gayloo: And I would like a tomato.
*👁️👄👁️”
Raussy: O.M.G. Kay-I-You how dares you want tomato, that’s it, yous grounses. Anyways, that will be $69,420………”

by wubbableseiebe October 22, 2022

The Ol' Chesapeake Bay

When you go down on somebody and you get crabs, or vice versa.

Ryan over here is a victim of the Ol' Chesapeake Bay, woke up with crabs.

by Big Kevster December 6, 2025