chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

Chasing Strange

1) In search of genital to genital contact 2) The all encompassing search for pussy, cock or some combination of both by drug, alcohol, or hormone inspired horny juveniles, college students, and adults...and the experiences and obstacles they encounter during their all important hedonistic search for sexual satisfaction...as described on the website of the same name.

Pete: Hey Billy, what are you up to this weekend?
Billy: Carrie is out of town this weekend, so some buddies and I are going to do blow off of stripper's tits and then go out Chasing Strange.

by Chasing March 16, 2008

chasing

The process of researching a subject by starting with article "A" and from "A" following a link to "C" and from "C" following a link to "D" and so on.

It's a good way of wasting time and picking up alot of related information quickly

"I spent four hours chasing the history of the internet through the Wikipedia yesterday"

by Zounds! June 7, 2005

chasing rabbits

doing something totally irrelevant or being distracted from what you intend to do

I was trying to write my paper, but I wound up chasing rabbits on Wikipedia for a few hours instead.

by emilyfunction February 15, 2010

chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

by Goathead February 12, 2007

Chasing Rain

A cheesy YouTube soap opera with only five cast members, but endless characters.

Chet: Did you see Chasing Rain last night? The new episode is so boss!
Reginald: No, man, I had football practice! What happened?

by 8008135xx December 31, 2009

Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.

I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.

by christian luyando March 15, 2019