Chavink

A chinese person who enjoys the vandalism of facilities, 'causing a shitload of damage with that', and general chaviness. A chav of oriental origin. Chav + Chink = Chavink.

Known to hate the circus.

"Chinese Ed is a proper fucking chavink".

by Long-arm Laurent January 17, 2005

chaviologist

Someone who analyses scum

See the guy that made the documentary on Michael Caroll he must be a chaviologist

by Kill GC September 11, 2005

chaviologist

A person, usually a non-chav, who looks at and analyses Chav behaviour and mannerisms. Often a chavologist is someone who started out not understanding chavs, and wished to gain an insight into their ways.

Chaviologists - Investigating the modern youth!

by Richard J. April 14, 2006

Golden Chalice

Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.

When Dave opened up the toilet stall door, he got a Golden Chalice in the front of his pants.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Chavist

A person who holds a severe hatered towards Chavs

Mainly used by Grebs and other people who are intimidates by the chavs.

I overheard a greb talkin about how much they hate (are scared of) chavs, what a Chavist they are!

by Crazy Joe February 2, 2005

chavis

hilarious person who takes up too much space on the couch and/or invades personal bubbles and uses smokeless tobacco. dudes want to be him, and girls want to be with him.

Man, that guy is so chavis.
Quit being a chavis.
Don't chavis me.
What the chavis?

by mefdgvsdfhtydkytfu February 2, 2009

Chavist

Any one of the 50 million people who hold even a vague hatred for the 10 million tax dodging ASBO-magnetic council-estate dwelling fiends now labelled chavs, though originally known as scallies.

Oy whatcha doin cummin ontoh my ghetto turf! u sum kinda chavist!

by bulldozer conquers all! February 28, 2005