Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.

Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.

by The Original Charleston Noodle August 3, 2018

The Charleston

Where an overgrown frat boy chokes you out with his croakies and then takes a shit on your head….. and then asks you to pay for your own Uber home.

Sara how did it go with Bill last night ? It Went great until he gave me the Charleston….

Are you going to go out with him again?

Depends if he calls me in the next three days….

by billybaru September 13, 2022

Charleston Dirty Bird

The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole

Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week

by Tits Gonzalez September 28, 2021

Charleston

First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.

Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.

Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here

Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant

1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!

Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!

Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018

Charleston Chew

When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.

Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.

by Jenkem69 February 26, 2019

charleston chew

When you take a shit on your bitche's mouth, and she gives you a blowjob.

Bob gave me such a good charleston chew I almost died.

by skisam1 May 20, 2015