Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.
Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
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1. An Eastern Native American word meaning "big and deep", which they named a bay after. These partcular Native Americans were stupid, because Chaptico Bay is obviously small and shallow, as anyone would say who's seen it.
2. The name of a town in Southern Maryland that is isolated and kind of a hidden place you're unlikely to stumble across unless seeking a hunting or fishing trip. Characterized by two types of people: the emo ones that want to hide from the world and be with nature...and the rednecks who invite everyone to a party at their house, ruining the silence of life.
2. The name of a town in Southern Maryland that is isolated and kind of a hidden place you're unlikely to stumble across unless seeking a hunting or fishing trip. Characterized by two types of people: the emo ones that want to hide from the world and be with nature...and the rednecks who invite everyone to a party at their house, ruining the silence of life.
1. Person 1: Hey let's go back to the Chaptico Bay to jetski! I hear it's big and deep.
Person 2: FALSE they lie. You'll hit a sandbar and fly off.
2. Person 1: Wow Chaptico is so nice, and there's no traffic or teenagers on skateboards, or black people yelling, or--
Person 2: HEY EVERYONE LETS HAVE A CHAPTICO PARTY WOOOOOO!
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Person 2: FALSE they lie. You'll hit a sandbar and fly off.
2. Person 1: Wow Chaptico is so nice, and there's no traffic or teenagers on skateboards, or black people yelling, or--
Person 2: HEY EVERYONE LETS HAVE A CHAPTICO PARTY WOOOOOO!
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used by the church today to make horny people feel guilty for getting down with each other
used by the church today to make horny people feel guilty for getting down with each other
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The fat girl had a chastity gut, which is why she always had a sore belly button but never got pregnant after sex
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