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Chastity Knot

Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.
Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013
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chastity

chastity is not to be taken in a literal way. used to describe someone who's actions do not exceed to another's expectations. to be 'soft' or a 'pussy'
" we've never kissed yet "
" OMG YOU'RE SO CHASTITY "
by yamadang May 3, 2009
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Chaptico

1. An Eastern Native American word meaning "big and deep", which they named a bay after. These partcular Native Americans were stupid, because Chaptico Bay is obviously small and shallow, as anyone would say who's seen it.

2. The name of a town in Southern Maryland that is isolated and kind of a hidden place you're unlikely to stumble across unless seeking a hunting or fishing trip. Characterized by two types of people: the emo ones that want to hide from the world and be with nature...and the rednecks who invite everyone to a party at their house, ruining the silence of life.
1. Person 1: Hey let's go back to the Chaptico Bay to jetski! I hear it's big and deep.

Person 2: FALSE they lie. You'll hit a sandbar and fly off.

2. Person 1: Wow Chaptico is so nice, and there's no traffic or teenagers on skateboards, or black people yelling, or--
Person 2: HEY EVERYONE LETS HAVE A CHAPTICO PARTY WOOOOOO!
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by MacaroniMan October 14, 2011
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chastity

a funny joke created by a Catholic priest while he was surrounded by underage schoolgirls back in the day in England or some shit

used by the church today to make horny people feel guilty for getting down with each other
we will DEFINITELY end up in heaven if we practice chastity, it makes SO MUCH sense, duh!
by bang it out!6969 April 13, 2010
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Chastity Cage

A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.
A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.
by Boooom August 24, 2022
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Chastity Gut

A large belly that hangs over the pubic area, in which the belly button replaces the vaginal oriface for sexual purposes.
The fat girl had a chastity gut, which is why she always had a sore belly button but never got pregnant after sex
by NJWolf January 3, 2009
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Chastity

The most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
Aldous - I heard that Elias has taken a vow of chastity!
Huxley - What a perverse lifestyle he has chosen...
by Shmedricko October 6, 2008
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