canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

song changing syndrome

when someone changes a song repeatedly every 6 secs instead of actually listening to it no matter if the song is good or bad.

this is common with people who ride in your car or happen to gain access of the stereo at a party.

PS. dont let these people near your audio devices!! lol

Alexa has song changing syndrome whenever we ride in my car.

by hardhitr3 August 16, 2009

changing at bakerloo

Never heard this expression before, but I'd just like to point out that there is NO station anywhere in the London Underground system by the name of 'Bakerloo'.

Therefore, I can only assume that the correct phrase is in fact 'Changing At Baker Street". As at Baker Street station it IS possible to change between the Hammersmith And City (pink) and Bakerloo (brown) lines.

Travel safely now...changing at bakerloo or anywhere else you might fancy

by Monkeybrains October 11, 2005

Cranking

To engage in dance with companions.

My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.

by Maztotheula April 29, 2015

hugging and chalking

When you are dating/ in a relationship with a woman who is VERY fat and much larger than yourself. What you do is hug, chalk off the ending of your arms, and then move on to the next gap that is not hug and hug and chalk again.

This can also be used when you have a mother who is bigger than the children, and the child wants to hug her.

(From the Hoagy Carmichael song- Huggin' and Chalkin')

Dude, your girl is so fat, that you are hugging and chalking just to show her some love.

by RRV August 30, 2008

You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.

Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

chonking

Western European American English terminology for F**cking, hanging out,

Person A: What are you up to?
Person B: Just chonking around!

by Peirre__ELLIOT101 January 18, 2011