castle fart

something that happens in quiet castle

I was playing super Mario and was in the castle then I castle farted

by orfsadoy March 19, 2010

Castle complex

Coming from Frank Castle, the real name of Marvel's The Punisher, who famously kills criminals without mercy. A Castle complex is when you get mad at injustice, and wish to kill everyone who commits certain crimes. Despite the fact you know you never could, you feel enraged enough to feel you would be able to, and want to.

Person one: "Did you see that documentary about human trafficking?"
Person two: "No, I can't watch anything like that, it would flare up my Castle complex."

by C.J. Forbes February 26, 2019

Castle Crashers

A term used when describing the action of sneaking into your significant others household in the intentions of preforming sexual actions

I castle crashed her house night last
Did you hear ? We were all castle crashers at her house

by I did not ask May 18, 2021

Castle in the sky

When semen gets into one's nasal cavity, resulting in a stinging sensation akin to inhaling wasabi.

She sucked so hard as I was finishing that she got a castle in the sky.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

castle-on

To castle in chessezy.

Got to get my castle-on.

by Kickin It June 11, 2003

Castle Chaser

Somebody that actively seeks well off people not because of the money but because they dream of living in a big house.

Jack: Do you think she has a big house?
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...

by Superdannnn August 22, 2014

Castle von Wolfenstein

A basement in a pedophiles apartment

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."

by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017