Castro

to console your partner with fellatio when intercourse is not available or warranted.

Gary: I don't know, babe, I'm pretty tired.

Steph: Me, too. That's ok, I'll just give you a Castro.

by slees August 5, 2009

castro valley

a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.

when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.

don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.

i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.

by J.M.F. July 6, 2006

castro valley

A town in the East Bay affectionately known as Cracker Valley for the massive population of whites and Asians who live in the overpriced homes. Has a reputation for having many undercover KKK members and for producing many wannabe gangsters who would be severely beaten if they ever tried to talk like that in front of someone from Oakland or Richmond. A pretty boring town, Castro Valley wants to be like Piedmont when it comes to being known as a rich kid town and fails rather miserably seeing how nobody outside of the immediate area knows it exists.

Castro Valley kid: Yea, I'm repping da CV! It's harrrd out herre fo a pimp!

Oakland kid: Shut the f**k up.

by take_the_scenic_route January 16, 2007

Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

by Chris September 3, 2005

Castrologic

Logic that makes sense to only the person saying it.

Bob: Dude, I made it pretty clear what my view is on politics.
Ted: All you were using was castrologic!

by Boomerfox July 13, 2011

castrophony

Great Evil. To liken to a catastophic event.

The microwavable pork rinds are a castrophony of evil

by Sam Wilson February 6, 2007

Angry Castro

Making the other suck the shit off of your dick

Well ass fucking I pulled my dick out and it had shit all over it so I made her suck the shit off.. "Angry Castro" (Like smioking a cigar from Cuba)

by Kevin Schaefer February 24, 2011