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Carlton United Tragedy

A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...
(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...
by 215Klique October 11, 2007
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carlton crushed

A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting Rick Rolld. The difference is that getting Carlton Crushed has a video of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doing his dance.

There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.
"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"

"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
by NB_Nathan April 7, 2008
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Ritz Carlton

A Stylized 420 Name for a Pen Pipe.
A type of MacGyver

A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.

The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.

It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.

When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
by Droid Vinyl April 30, 2012
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Carlton Draft

Carlton Draft is an Australian Brew...
G-Day mate! Wanna have a coldie (beer)?
Yeah I'll have a Carlton Draft...
by BIGOZ July 16, 2006
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charleton

The ultimate ball cheese. The kind of ball cheese that literally forms on the ball sack. Usually a blue moldy color. Commonly referred to people who are inable to smoke marijuana.
Dude, don't waste the weed on that kid, he's a total Charleton.
by Paul Lang April 28, 2008
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Carlton

Did you see Carlton?
No, they never win
by Schoie2003 April 29, 2019
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Carlton

The man I wanna marry if u want perfection find u a Carlton.
Carlton is mine forever 😘I love my baby
by Shhfhbdu November 22, 2020
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