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Cardboardia

Cardboardia is the spiffiest forum ((*cough* Cult.)) ever. It was made for a place to talk about The Pencil Show and ask stolen Lord of the Rings characters questions. It's predecesors were the Green Pub and the EzBoard Pub. The members are extremely close and incredibly insane. Fanboys are an endangered species, thus there is Immortality Spray in CBia (abbr. for Cardboardia). *glomp*

*subliminal message* Buy tprte or Kyo will eat your firstborn child!
*flyingtackleglompswitha24hourfireworksdisplay*

"You may now... kiss the bridge!"

Chris Podima: Mmm...white wine.

Random CBian: Keru makes pie.
Keru Yakawashi: ¬_¬ I don't make pie.

Fire: Three arms, triple the pleasure!

Galadriel: *flies in* Would you like some cheese? *flies out*
by Fire January 24, 2004
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Grant Cardone

A 60 year old former heroine addict who after recovery become a hectamillioanre selling houses ,condos , apartments, sales courses along with literally hundreds of other items to low income business owners. He generally sees himself as a the head of his 10X cult in which he pushes all persons to increase all quantities of activities in their lives by 10 with the exception of how much money they give him which he order an increase of by 100 fold.
"You can fake a Lamborghini and a Yacht but you can't fake a private jet" - Grant Cardone.
by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018
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*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."
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Trevor Cardone

Lead singer/screamer of the "band' Pacific Skyline. He is a "scene kid' that dropped out of beauty school and can not take criticism. He bases his band's success on how many likes they get on facebook, which result from the constant whoring of themselves everywhere. He claims that his band is "the best on the coast" and that the band will get them somewhere and has been saying this for years. The only I place I see them going is nowhere fast. The band has only played one live show and got boo'd off the stage, but still claim these things. He has no job, is always bumming off of people, and says that Haters do not phase him, but if you post anything negative/disagreeing/criticizing about his band you get block forever on facebook. Basically, he needs to grow up, stop thinking this band will make him famous, and get a life. His name can be used in instances where you are in a situation facing something/one you don't like so you run away from the problem. You can use his last name if his full name does not work.
Man, if you don't stop hating on me I'm going to 'Trevor Cardone' you!

I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.
by A watcher who watches. September 23, 2011
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cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.
by Sea Dot January 22, 2014
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cardboard ass

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.
by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016
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Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.
Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.
by Backstagesecrets September 5, 2016
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