Callum

An amazing bitch who claims he’s straight but secretly has a crush on Brendon Urie’s jawline

‘Damn he’s such a Callum’

by CRREeechcakawwww March 26, 2020

callum

a verb, can also be 'to do a callum'

to go out with more than 3 people from the same group of friends.

'he's now done a callum'
'ooh hes such a callum'

by hindenburg January 11, 2008

Callum

A boy that is slighty less then straight, Can also be known as Big Gay Cal.

Callum you like men

Callum = Gay

by Fat Boi March 31, 2008

Callum

A big gay who is trash at shinty and also smells DAB

Person 1 "Oh he is such a Callum"
Person 2 "Lol true"

by Daddy's always watching October 26, 2018

callum

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .

wow , what a callum

by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019

Callum

A cunt, a disrespectful prick that needs to sort himself out and realise he won't get any where in life being a dippy fucking twat. He has a fucked up body and needs to sort out his belly button.

Who's that over there?
Looks like shit

Oh wait it's callum

by Bobbyy12356862156778743 January 23, 2015

Callum

His the male version of a Karen, with side affects of SIMP.

He is such a Karen, His name must be Callum.

by BIG HUGE HUNORMUS pp May 29, 2020