by Joseph O'Callaghan April 1, 2008
Get the Callummug. A great guy that will Simp! Iykyk. You can either tell he definitely is obsessed with you or you really aren’t sure anymore. Sometimes you feel like he dropped you but next week he will come back just like nothing happened. Usually he’s really sweet and has a great sense of humor, a skinny lil dude who thinks he’s super tough haha.
by butterflydancerr101 February 8, 2022
Get the Callummug. An absolute Sick C**t, sometimes annoying but funny as f**k, also did I mention he's sexy as hell, look just take one glance, JK he's the ugliest MoFo on earth, and lacks stamina in every area but 1 ;) but he can down a spoon of Vegemite and a tin o' Milo real quick, loves shoeys (although doesn't do them enough) he does it the ozzy way, the Mad C**t, and cheers to him.
Callum: I once met a guy with 5 penises.
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
by I AM (not) GOD September 26, 2019
Get the Callummug. by Big D C June 2, 2021
Get the Callummug. An amazing best friend who will seem shy and emo at first but when you get to know him he will become like a brother to you. He is also cute funny in some ways and mildly dirty minded
by Kathytheturtle June 3, 2019
Get the Callummug. An ignorant idiot that takes out his own personal problems out on other people , will always loose arguments as his only insults are “fat” or “short “
by Hate fakes July 28, 2018
Get the Callummug. Callum is a little prick who has really dry lips and isn't even that good looking but for some reason you still think about him. He's stupid, annoying and has really bad hair
Callum is a piece of shit
by Im right so listen up October 7, 2015
Get the Callummug.