cabnicreep

the structural condition on which the closing of one kitchen cabinet causes anther to open

as i closed the cabinet door, the top one opened, creating a scene of cabnicreep.

by Jhulianase December 23, 2009

cabin dick

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.

My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.

by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014

Cabin rape

When the people in your cabin have turned against you, and proceed to rape you in every hole.

Did you hear? Jessica is sore after she got cabin raped.

by Noah Shat October 18, 2019

Cabin

A house where people or someone would stay.

I've touched cabin exé

by Musonda Bemba November 10, 2020

Cadyn

Annoying girl that drives everyone nuts. she might get possessed from time to time but thats only cus shes a MATERIAL GWORL.

"cadyn is weird"

by hvgerahf January 28, 2022

snazzy cabinet

a shit hot bookcase or similar piece of furniture, usually with doors.

Wow! what a snazzy cabinet!

by Ankleboots September 15, 2008

Cabin Beaver

a serious condition in which a guy has spent so much time with an ugly girl ... that he actually begins to find her attractive. Typically occurring in the work place, there is only one known cure for cabin beaver... And it ain't pretty.

Ricky: There is that hot chick I work with. Man I want to bang her so bad!

Art: Her? Dude, you got a serious case of Cabin Beaver.

by FTWk January 30, 2012