mexican credit card

A knife one would carry every day.

Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.

Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.

by MBisaBP1 January 3, 2006

credit card hippie

a person who abides by a hippie lifestyle in the choice of dress (tie-dyes, peasant style dresses, birkenstocks) and music (Grateful Dead and Phish + other jam bands) but is well-off and buys expensive "hippie" products. (E.G. will buy a 30 dollar bead neckalace and a dress from Anthropologie)

Sue spent a total of 200 bucks on that hippie outfit.

by kayla December 7, 2003

Creditaire

A person who utilizes credit to live a lifestyle that would not normally be achieved with their income level.

"He ain't no millionaire, he's a creditaire!"

by BMoneyMega March 5, 2009

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

credit card

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

by kid July 22, 2003

Caputus Crepitus

A fireball spell from Team Fortress 2

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*

by ThatOneHuman125k June 29, 2016

Credit Munch

You are on the credit munch if you are combating the credit crunch by producing low cost tasty food on a budget.

"When you go shopping tonight don't forget that we are in the credit munch"

"credit munch dinner tonight kids !"

by ChicGriff March 21, 2009