When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet
by LiLi and the PPs April 07, 2023
Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.
Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017
Worst schools in Cork principal is above 6” and don’t know how to stfu half the time all a bunch of cheeky shits in there
by Imagine caring bt life October 06, 2022
by grass mower February 08, 2010
Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography
by Realist10284 February 18, 2021
The best father to Exist has family loves him and he's a great dad he is very sweet and can be mean if you correct him 😊
by Summeranonymous12 August 22, 2022