Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff

"That guy has the Asian Rice Cooker Effect"

by no19212129 March 28, 2023

Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.

I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.

by Homey D September 29, 2010

Cooker

Australian slang for someone who doesn't lick government boot leather

Mike got fired from work the other day because he didn't get his 25th booster.
Fuckin 'cooker'

by birrel May 5, 2023

potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker

Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers

by Sewy slice June 2, 2021

tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Cooker

A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.

Did you see that cooker blaming that plane crash in port Phillip on the vaccine?

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024