A phrase used to describe a gamer who has been disillusioned to think they are better than they really are. The core reason why they think they are better than what they really are is because they were accustomed to stomping low skilled dad gamers and squeakers in console lobbies (AI lobbies). The most common scenarios where the console ego is heard is when a console player switches to PC, and still holds the belief that they are the best even though they are probably mediocre when compared to the PC population.
by XDsoccerkicker August 01, 2022
Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
by ghostofshoegazer February 13, 2014
Someone who has loads of knowledge about both Xbox and PlayStation, wears PlayStation and Xbox clothing indefinitely, and owns both consoles.
1: That guy with the Xbox One T-shirt is playing a PS4! Traitor!
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.
by Trerry June 23, 2015
by mr tripple cash April 21, 2019
A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.
Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.
by Colder November 01, 2011
Video Games:
Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Examples of death consoles:
In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name
In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name
etc...
In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name
In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name
etc...
by Sexy Goose August 03, 2004
Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 11, 2018