conflusion

The intrusions of the delusions of the mind; used to deter mass confusion; the slap of reality in the face after one's mind has wandered astray.

Sorry, I was in my own little world. Gimme a second to let this conflusion wear off!

by BanAnna215 February 26, 2011

Confectionate

To get down and dirty with someone in the corniest way ever. Only to be used by the profesionalest of people.

"Lets confectionate tonight sugar."

"I say I get all up in your inner cavity and confectionate all night long. MmmmmMhmmMmmmm!"

by The confectionaters November 2, 2007

congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

by ahart14 March 9, 2010

confustion

Discussion of a confusing nature leading to general misinterpretation and seemingly random comments.

Fiona: Did get phished?
Pete: CLAMS!
Fiona: It seems I may have caused some confustion.

by House Of Fu October 16, 2008

Confustion

Being so confused that you quite literally explode.

Portmanteau of confusion and combustion.

Aww man, my chemistry homework almost had my brain in a state of confustion last night.

by ch3mgrl May 29, 2009

Conflator

One who conflates

You sir, are a foul conflator.

by Caaw January 24, 2009

Consolation Prize

See "Hand-job."

Johnny was mackin' this girl something fierce at the party last night, but instead of being a winner, he was awarded the consolation prize.

by dichairBOSKET February 14, 2012