Comment Envy

The feeling one experiences after noting the high number of comments a social networking friend receives in comparison to their own.

She seethed with comment envy everytime Elizabeth's inane status updates garnered more comments than her much more provocative ones.

by Elmo11 September 19, 2010

Comment Section Stupid

The worst kind of stupid. The special kind of stupid that makes you lose all hope for mankind.

Not just stupid but comment section stupid.

by ChaseHimself April 18, 2015

colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007

Cocoa Commander

Singular: A person that is better than you.
Plural: An actual group of people that are better than you.

"I'm such a Cocoa Commander."
"They're the Cocoa Commanders."

by SWAGGERCOMMANDER October 17, 2009

Stage commander

Word is used for someone who has immense stage presence, captivates the viewers throughout the prefromence, good with performing arts, talented, an aura which commands people to just look at them even if there are other performers on the stage at the same time, who outshines like Jimin.

As of now there aren't anyone who commands the stage, viewers like Jimin

Jimin a true stage commander
No wonder stage commander Jimin is King of KPOP

by Newpen November 1, 2021

commander in thief

the biggest pimpin' daddy-o

aka

George Bush

Hail to the thief George Bush

by Bush stole our election! November 21, 2003

Commences

Verb:
To begin happening, or begin something, to start.

The year's commences are at the 1st of Januari.

by Jafje April 26, 2007