marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.

Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.

by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011

Bondi Cigar

Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into one of these cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways looking for unsuspecting interstate/international tourists which to assault.

That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).

Squire Dinkling Chodeworth, an unsuspecting British tourist, was assaulted by a gang of 15 Bondi Cigars whilst swimming in Sydney Harbour. Dinkling died due to drowning, as a result of the shock of this incident.

Marl came to Australia with the purpose of hunting the Cigar. He wished to take one home and put it up as a trophy on the wall.

by Miguel222 November 5, 2005

cigargoyle

A gargoyle smoking a cigar.

Good thing that cigargoyle is made of stone or it might get lung cancer.

by Robopoet February 19, 2006

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

cigarette kiss

When you light another person's or your next cigarette with your own lit cigarette.

She lit her boyfriend's cigarette with her own and handed it to him.
"Oh, cigarette kiss," he said.

by QueenofKings August 25, 2008

cigarette lunch

when you do have time to eat lunch, you smoke a cigarette instead. the cigarette suppresses your hunger tiding you over to the next meal.

Q:Hey, what did you have for lunch today?

A: nothing, i had a cigarette lunch

I have no time in between classes on tuesday to eat lunch, so i have a cigarette lunch while i walk to my next class.

by smokerjoecollegestudent November 17, 2009

Cigarettiquette

"Cigarette Etiquette"

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers

"Hey, that's my last dart, where's your Cigarettiquette?"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"

by Maltese Farrell September 21, 2017