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champa rice

The only thing AP World History students can remember come exam day.
*during sex*
"Champa rice was given as a gift to the Song Dynasty and can be harvested multiple times a year."
by doing_your_mom May 28, 2021
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Sarcasm World Championships

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.
I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.
by No Hemingway June 15, 2020
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Champagne Problem

Gloria: "Jay bought this bicycle for me but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees"
Jay: "Champagne problems, eh?"
by Budr June 12, 2011
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hide and go seek champion

A terrorist was the hide and go seek champion for nine years!
by Qitms2 November 13, 2013
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champ

dmv slang for when you calling someone lame.
That stuff was champ (lame).

You a champ man (lame).
by ya mother #2 June 7, 2022
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Breakfast of Champions

(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.

(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".

(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :

' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'

-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).

EXAMPLE of sense (3):

' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."

' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.

' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.

' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."

' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
by Dinkum September 2, 2013
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Champagne confetti

"Today I listened to 3D, jungkook sang champagne confetti I wonder what that means?" .

It is a term used to define a woman squirting from an orgasm.
Champagne confetti, is a word you would use to describe a woman having an orgasm.
by JayYpee October 11, 2023
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