cell phone

Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE

Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

cell phone

small,electronic devices,once used for one's convenience,but now used by stupid-ass 5 yr olds who use it to look "cool"

when being used properly, everyone within earshot of the phone user hates him/her

Cell Phone-User: yeah...i kno,ill be home in a few minutes,if this lad ahead of me hurries the hell up!

Dude behind him:what a douche!

Women ahead of him: Go fuck yourself!

by DudeItsDerek December 28, 2005

Celephone

A cellular telephone. It takes just as long to say as "cell phone" so why not?

I found my celephone under the couch cushion because Billy Popple finally called me back.

by P Popple October 17, 2008

Celliphone

Slang word for "cell phone"

"Let me leave you my celliphone number".

by scrags2012 September 9, 2009

Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.

Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone

Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

by Mia May 13, 2005

cell phone addiction

One that lacks acknowledgment to everything but their cellular device.

His grades are dropping, due to cell phone addiction.

by Johnathan Porsche October 27, 2013

spin the cell phone

A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.

"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the cell phone!"

by jonlindg November 21, 2005