Senor Cardgage

An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.

1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!

2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.

by The Real Thnikkaman October 10, 2006

Cardin

He’s a really chill guy who auto pilot’s his way through life, he can be a genuinely great person but isn’t always open minded and can slip up and make a mistake, he doesn’t try to, he is just unaware. Although he has flaws he knows the right from wrongs and tries to problem solve for other people, but can’t do the same for himself, he isn’t too good with relationships but if you date him, he’ll try his best. He is a shy guy until you get to know him, the more comfortable he is with you, the more energetic he will be. He has many hobbies but still gets bored. His family relationship isn’t too grand but it isn’t horrible. He isn’t patient and has anger issues, but luckily he can be very loving and caring.

I met a guy named Cardin online, he seems pretty interesting

by Mr SuperStar April 23, 2022

Cardi skank

An unattractive pole dancing ho covered in tramp stamps, and with marginal singing skills.

Did you see that Cardi skank on stage? It looked female on the bottom half, but the face nearly made me throw up.

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 26, 2018

Cardhandler

A person of ill-repute or worthy of suspicion

Guzik probably stole your wallet, he's a real cardhandler.

by bloomberg August 25, 2014

cardilli

adjective

When you are overly crazy about something in a positive manner and you make sure people know.

Zach is cardilli about J Cole because he posted 12 tweets about his new album release in one day.

by Bluepaperwriter December 5, 2016

Cardiovascular Whore

A girl who loves veiny arms or hands on a guy after he works out.

OMG SANUVAR IS SUCH A CARDIOVASCULAR WHORE!

by localsouptime April 30, 2019

Cadia

A world that stand at the Eye of Terror so badass that the biggest sore loser in the galaxy, Abaddon has to kamikaze a literal fortress into it to destroy the pylons that hold back the ever encroaching darkness that is the Warp.

THE DEFINITION BROKE BEFORE THE GAURD DID!

"No matter what you do to heretics, as long as the soldiers of the Emperor stands, Cadia stands!" - some random imperial guard at the defence of Cadia

by Emperor of the Imperium of Man October 12, 2020