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Capital Rape

The act of exploiting the Caps Lock or Shift Key in manners it wasn't ever meant to be used for, such as randomly capitalizing letters, typing in all capitals, adding more symbols or figures than necessary, or not using it at all.
lYk OmG i lUv kYlE hE tHe BeSt EvAr KyLe aN jEnNy 4-EvA!

totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LYK 2DA I WENT 2 DA MAL WITH KRISTIN MY BST GRL IN DA WRLD WUZ SO FUN!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~looK aT mE, aint iT cuTE wHen i tYpE wItH tHe ShApEs?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

i dont need 2 typ rt im 2 hottt 4 dat shit lol
by Koma April 15, 2005
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Capitalist Terrorism

A term describing the erosion of freedom and loss of access to the necessities of life that occurs when the ultra-wealthy are running government.
The propaganda of Capitalist Terrorism is steadily seeping into governments around the world, leading the poorest citizens to believe the lies that are promulgated to seduce them into becoming true believers.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019
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Capital Simp

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"
"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"
by Noramonicom April 22, 2020
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Cuck for Capitalism

Someone who is a working class citizen but still votes for politicians that support right wing economic policies. these policies go directly against the working class citizens best interests.
Spencer voted no on forming a union because he is a Cuck for Capitalism and said his union dues are money that could buy a PS5.
by CommiePussySlayer42069 June 2, 2021
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Live, Laugh, Capital Letter

This little saying is used by Capital Letter Lovers, probably just like yourself!! Have fun with it; and remember to “Live, Laugh, Capital letter” my uppercase lovers
“Damn, I love capital letters. I really Live, Laugh, Capital Lettered this situation,”
by W1thered1 March 26, 2022
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Capital Funk

A hip-hop dance group from Washington, DC, winners of 3rd place in the 2005 Culture Shock Bustagroove Dance Competition.

"The purpose of the CAPITAL FUNK is to promote growth, awareness, respect, commitment, and entertainment of the hip hop culture within the George Washington University and the Washington, DC area. CAPITAL FUNK promotes the unity of humankind from all backgrounds through dance and hiphop."
"CFunk is Family."
"I love Capital Funk"
by Joseph Bayot July 16, 2008
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anarcho-capitalism

Anarchy and capitalism. A person who believes in the dissolution of government, but adheres to property rights.
An individual who believes in anarcho-capitalism would cringe at the thought of watching a Michael Moore documentary.
by Pirate Rothbard November 6, 2009
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