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Captialism

Something which is not capitalism.
I can't spell, so I wrote a definition for captialism instead of capitalism.
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Capitalism

Mr. Krabs loved capitalism
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Capitalism

An economic system based on private ownership in which the major goal is to obtain profit. A free market economy.
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Capitalism

Capitalism:
“–Mom can i get birthday money?
–no”
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Capitalutionism

Refers to the three inevitable Evolutional stages of Capitalism. This process is categorised in to three consecutive levels or steps.

1- Economic Capitalism: All focus and activity is exclusively involved with matters of Finance and Industry.

2- Crony or Corrupt Capitalism: This refers to a process whereby Capitalism spills over in to politics and via various special interest or lobby groups it is able to influence government legislation and policies etc....

3- State Capitalism or Socialism: This refers to when Capitalism ultimately replaces the conventional national government or political state and essentially becomes the state or system of government.
Capitalutionism, is the progressional evolvement of Capitalism in the United states for the past two or three centuries. Whereby, Capitalism initially at its conception was a purely Economical system focusing exclusively on matters of finance and Industry. However over time it has evolved and has been transformed in to a major element with in American, politics.
by Baron Neville January 1, 2014
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Random Capitalization

The Art of randomly Starting a Word with a Capital midway through a Sentence.
"Interesting capitalization" i Said
"Yeah. I'm a big believer Of random Capitalization. The rules of capitalization are So unfair To the words in the Middle" Margo Roth Spiegelman
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Crapitalism

An unsustainable system in which the Western 'Democracies' live under that are in the last throes of extinction using outdated unworkable methods of energy supply, natural resources exploitation and rigged-markets with fiat currencies pretending to be a free-market. The most unproductive of society 'make' the most money and those people that create real wealth, known as the working-poor are delegated to greater levels of debt. Thieving international Banksters are given the greatest rewards under a system of Crapitalism.

Crapitalism's educational systems are exclusive by being prohibitively expensive to keep brain-dead middle classes in work via their network of kakistocracy. Education is an almost useless and financially non-viable endeavour for entering the workforce to the lower classes, without a network of wealthy and well-connected cronies to hand them jobs and therefore becomes systemically pointless. Education becomes a right of passage to those that can afford it, but they are not actually qualified and are therefore unfit to make Capitalism function.

Crapitalistic ideas are kept alive by a monopolistic media which creates unbelievable propaganda to further this Zombie System, it only looks alive to the equally brain-dead supporters Sheeple of this Crapitalistic system as they are also robbed under the guise of a GFC which they cannot recognise as a Depression leading to the eventual total systemic collapse of Crapitalism and their own downfall.
I no longer recognise the system which we live under, it's a total mish-mash of lies, cheating, stealing and the rule of law has just become a joke. This is total Crapitalism.

I work 70 hours a week earning an average wage and living a very modest lifestyle and I still can't make ends meets. This has just become a bunch of Crapitalism.

We still rely on fossil fuels and and deadly nuclear power when solar power is the obvious answer, except under a system of Crapitalism.
by Ozzy Drongo April 16, 2012
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