double-bent

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.

Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.

by Mr Define December 29, 2005

Flying Bentley

Sexual position that involves running and jumping onto an erect penis.

Charlie misjudged and ended up with a black eye while giving a flying Bentley to Eric.

by DKM Fan July 9, 2011

Ghetto Bentley

Did you mean: Chrysler 300?

That there's a Ghetto Bentley. Chrysler 300 lookin ass.

by panicedathedisco June 22, 2016

get bent

Much more subtle than fuck you or go to hell, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: "Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower."
Other Spouse: "Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my dick while you're at it?"

by bearfer January 29, 2004

bentalist

A gay version of a mentalist.

"That Boy George has always been a bit of a bentalist" Exclaimed Jon Moss, as he denied all the gossip.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

Bentomdom.

An extremely spicy curry (sauce). made with peppers a little bit of pineapple. combined with a large amount of fresh, powdered chillies. with the addition of Sambal ( a hot blend of chillies). with a unique mix of secret spices. Bentomdom can be eaten on its own with rice. variouse versions of bentomdom can be made i.e a chicken Bentomdom, lamb Bentomdom ect.

*dude what is this, its hot...
-i dunno i think they call it a Bentomdom.
*why am i breathing fire?!!

by bentom. February 27, 2011

bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012