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Battleshots

A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.
Player 1: Let's play Battleshots! I will go first...E5.

Player 2: Hit! (takes shot)
by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011
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Man Battle

A tankin' battle between two foes; each round is about 45 seconds of intense chest to chest body slamming.
Sometimes takes place inside large inflatable whales or in the wilderness.
Did you see Laura and Nicole's man battle yesterday in the whale?
Oh yeah, man, they really crushed Elijah the bull.
by Nicole and Laura November 19, 2007
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weaponized battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster
by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021
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Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.
Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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Battlefield Earth

A really heinous shit.

Named after notorious sci fi turd starring John Travolta.
"Oh boy, I wouldn't go in there for a while. I just did a massive Battlefield Earth. A real stonker. Wow."
by Lawrence of The Nether Regions September 10, 2012
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Battlefield 2042

The new battlefield that’s coming out in October. And I’m hyped for it.
Battlefield 2042is gonna be very popular this year
by ChoKa LoKaq June 13, 2021
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Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018
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