Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.

"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."

by emopm January 28, 2012

Butty optometrist

What someone says about their optometrist when he is being a butt (mean, stupid, or smelly) or not being an optimistic person

My optometrist is mean... He is a butty optometrist.

by Birdie the dictionary November 23, 2019

cunt butty

A cunt butty is a gathering of lesbians in which they use their vajajays to create sandwiches using any ingredient. The sandwhich is then eaten by one or more members of the lesbian gathering, in the form of an orgy.

Janice; monica, put some salad cream and tomatoes on your cunt butty

Monica; anything for you.

by AnonymouslyDefining May 22, 2014

Bob butty

A penis that is below 3 inches and flabby making it Luke like a sandwich on the dick also, has a bellend like bob the builder (round ) normally used as an insult

Bloody hell stacy, I swear to god his dick was a bob butty

by cghkgch October 2, 2016

Nutty butty

A nutty butty is one who is so annoying and obnoxious that almost everyone dislikes them. They like to see you fail and getting hit in the ankle with a scooter would be more enjoyable then having to interact with them.

Gracie: Mr.Cooper is subbing for Ms.Allen
Makenna: Ahhh he’s such a nutty butty
Gracie: I know! He gave me detention because I breathed too loud.

by Jasper earl June 10, 2019

butty checkers

uhh uhh butts?

aight im go out and clap some butty checkers

by wolfy474 January 25, 2023

Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.

I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie

by Lardarse October 23, 2012