When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.
by Nae October 6, 2004

Hey Kent, let's go to Acupulco and order a Chinito Burrito.
Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?
Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?
by tadowta July 5, 2006

by Carol T., Brooklyn NY September 20, 2009

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson
Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
by Markymarkle September 14, 2006

by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.
by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019
