When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.
Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket
by Nae October 7, 2004
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A burrito for Chinese people.
Can symbolize a big fat Egg Roll which is rolled up like a burrito.
Hey Kent, let's go to Acupulco and order a Chinito Burrito.

Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?
by tadowta July 6, 2006
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When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
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The "burrito skin" is another word for the tortilla wrapper.
Went to a new diner and the veggie burrito was made with a homemade burrito skin Delicious!
by Carol T., Brooklyn NY September 20, 2009
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1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!

by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
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a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick
i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch
by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009
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A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .
“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”

“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”

“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”
by The 239 July 30, 2018
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