The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".

Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

Barrett ruud

Current linebacker for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The greatest white linebacker in the history of life. He's known for being plain RUUUUUUUUUUUUUD.... he has no manners what so ever.... actually he does but u never kno. Future defensive player of the year, super bowl MVP and pro bowl MVP. most often compared to zach thomas or brian urlacher, BUT BETTER. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD #51 its truuuuuuuuuuuuu.

You just got RUUUDED!!! on.

Look out McNabb, the wrath of Barrett Ruud is approaching.

You better play RUUUUUUUUUD if you want to be on this team!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BASAROOOOOOO December 16, 2007

Burkettitis

a horrible disease spreading among the teens of the world.

Hey, i have a confession, i have burkettitis and, i just gave it to you. I'm sorry.

by littlebigpen15 September 18, 2011

owen barrett

Quite simply, king of the world. Super awesome. Not used in context of a twat

"blimey he's a bit of an Owen Barrett"

by Ondnfndonb1 January 24, 2018

Berretta

another word for "gun" or "firearm"

An insert from "Trapped In the Closet" by R.Kelly.

"Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)

“I met this girl at the bodja club and she told me she didn’t have a man”
Then he said “man please I'd kill you if you didn’t have that gun in your hand”

by Liam Sherman July 26, 2005

The Jake Burnett

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

by Titan McFoley August 7, 2008

Nessa Barrett

a tiktok star who threw it back to the quaran and apoligized multiple times, because she didn’t know. she is dating josh richards . chase hudson tried to get with her and stuff but she rejected him. a few weeks after her boyfriend made a diss track on chase charli damelio broke up with him. people thought she said the n-word but she was reading off a ship name “nick-a” . now she gets a lot of hate and threats (nobody deserves that idc, idc) because of her big mistake.

“why are you defending nessa barrett?”
“because nobody else is.”

by ravioli ravioli April 19, 2020