Barnacle

A young girl that hangs out with old dudes that own sail boats.

Man, be careful around Nicole, that chicks a barnacle.

by BigCase19 April 17, 2021

Bernacle

A supporter of Bernie Sanders. Prominent features are causing others to feel the Bern, riding on the Bernie Boat to Medicare for all and a living wage.

I was proud to be a Bernacle when I voted for Bernie Sanders in 2020.

by Feel da'Bern May 3, 2021

Barnacle-head

An insult used mostly by Squidward Tentacles. It's derived from the phrase, Barnacles.
Usage:
- Plankton!
- Opposite Day
- SB-129
- Dying for Pie
- Shanghaied
- Club SpongeBob
- Just One Bite
- Doing Time
-Mid-Life Crustacean
- Patrick SmartPants
- You Don't Know Sponge
- SpongeBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom (Rehydrated)

Squidward: "Here you go sir, a king-sized ultra Krabby Supreme with the works. Double-battered, fried (puts stick on it) On a stick."
Fish: "Thanks!"
Squidward: "Barnacle-head."
Fish: "Pardon me?"
Squidward: "You forgot your mayonnaise."
Fish: "Thanks!"

by Luke the Blockhead January 22, 2023

tour barnacle

v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part

Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.

by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012

Yeast Barnacle

A type of fungus that grows in the female muff area, its composition consists of mold, puss, and dried semen. The semen usually comes from boys named cole, luke, and/or casey. This type of fungal growth typically grows on girls named kristen after a lowlife shifty bottom feeder or jew fuck her. It can also be spread by said girl named kristen sitting on the victims face. In a matter of days, said infection will appear on the victims face. AKA a yeast barnacle.

Dude did you let kristen sit on your face? Your face is covered in yeast barnacles.

by The_Cancerator October 6, 2017

Car Barnacle

The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.

My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.

by jaywalker02 November 19, 2019

scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.

She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.

by rapidscan October 19, 2015