bronest

when your bro is honest

my bro jack is being bronest

by you cool bro? June 3, 2019

Broest

Used when saying something and meaning it in a friends way.

Bro 1: I love you in the broest way possible man.
Bro 2: Thanks bro!

by HamShaBam March 19, 2020

Brofessor

The Brofessor is the older "bro" that teaches a young buck 17-19 the art of GAINZ this man is a gym vet who is taking you to your first festival but not before you polish that rig.

Hey man are you going to rnv this year "yeah man my brofessor Madi is showing me the way"

by Chest size > pens size July 4, 2020

BroFist

An action of violence directed twords a mans erection. Punching a man in the dick head on. Maximum damage when gripping said dick at the base to reduce evasive reactions.

Girl #2. "Why is your dick look like a bendy straw?"
Boy. "Girl #1 gave me a Brofist"

by Gililiodo December 19, 2020

Brotest

To protest on behalf of an issue or situation that concerns a bro or one of the boys

I wasn’t allowed to go for a surf with my friend Luca so I had to brotest this issue to my parents. Due to this I was then allowed to go for a surf with him.

by The Raffsman July 27, 2021

Brotest

A formal protest against something that bro(s) of yours and you do not agree upon.

How can you not like the idea of a Harry Potter marathon? I'm gonna brotest against this and make you come to the marathon at any cost.

by Violee21 February 8, 2022

Brofessor

Brofessor (noun)
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.

“Socrates asked questions. The Brofessor asks reps.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”

by PRS-BROFESSOR April 7, 2025