popcorn bride

A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.

Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!

by Bella Bride August 1, 2016

Side Bride

A girlfriend whom a married man has a soulmate and true confidant and has primal connectness with.
The difference of that and a mistress is she is the only one/not interchanable and he wishes he was married to but circumstances make it impossible.

A true tragic modern day love affair that can last forever as it’s draw is so intense and magnetic.

He spent the afternoon with his side bride and saw yet another piece of her her longed to know.

by Movie Girl June 12, 2018

Bomb Bride

A woman from a war zone that you want to, intend to, or have married.

"Damn! That Ukrainian woman would make a fine ass Bomb Bride!"

by VladdyDaddy’sMaster March 4, 2022

Thai Orphan/ Bride

A small thai woman who goes for anywhere from $5 a night.

Lisa is a Thai orphan/ Bride.

by The Jets- Frank The Tank May 5, 2011

Type B Bride

A woman with very little interest in a big, grandiose wedding who's major concerns for her wedding day include how drunk she's getting on her hen do, the cost of the wedding, how quickly she wants it over with so she can get on with her life.

"I'm a Type B bride honey. Our wedding's going to be in the school hall, everyone's going to be dressed as characters from Firefly, I'll be turning up in my sweatpants, I'm buying the wedding cake from Wal-Mart, you can wear whatever the hell you feel like and I'll pretty much still be drunk.... so anyway, I was thinking we could go to Brazil for our honeymoon... 'cause they have a snake there!"

by Aelle October 21, 2014

Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.

Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.

by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011

ninja bride

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017