Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.

Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"

by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023

Bush Breeding

The act of having sex at a public place, such as at a park, or in a bush.

Bro watch out those homeless people are totally Bush Breeding right now.

by Mrbirdboy July 25, 2023

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.

Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

snuggery breeding

A form of a forced breeding kink that takes place in the context of a snuggery threesome. The kink involves several layers of power play stacked together as the man is able to role-play that his dick is so powerful that not only can he permanently alter a woman's body with it, nor is it just that he is able to do so over her protests but that his dick is so powerful that another woman wants to serve as a human sex toy to prepare the first girl for her breeding. This kink is multiplicatively more objectifying than any of the three separate kinks/fantasies of breeding, cnc and the mff threesome that comprise it and thus requires A LOT OF COMMUNICATION BEFORE AND AFTERCARE FOLLOWING. Furthermore this a kink where the idea of YKINMK is very likely to apply given the intense nature of it.

Fanny: Wow there is something extremely sexy about being on the receiving end of a snuggery breeding.
Naomi: Really what is it like?
Fanny: Well not only do I have to submit to Jack's reprogrammer as he breeds me but I also get to pretend that he is so dominant that Alice will eat me out and finger me so that I am wet and horny enough to be bred. Then to have my mouth be turned into a tool that is meant to please her pussy while Jack breeds me makes me feel extremely submissive that I can't help but cum.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

something malicious is brewing

Something hazardous or nefarious is going to happen or is being conceived.

1. What's gonna happen tomorrow?
2. Something malicious is brewing...

by flopgaming September 17, 2023

poor breeding

The result of a selective combination of undesirable genes, with the goal of creating a fucked up specimen. Often caused by an under-exposure to Mars bars.
See also The Fear.

Charver: I'm off to MickieD's to get me a big mac.
Tobias: Your poor breeding is giving me the fear. Now why don't you toddle off and buy me one of those Mars Bars.

by Sasa Bonsum March 21, 2005

Brewing a pot of ass coffee

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011