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Breeding stock

Breeding stock refers to a female who has potential to make a D1 athlete. Men without the proper genetics (under 5’5” 140lbs) will elope with breeding stock in an attempt to have prospective D1 athlete offspring.

Minimum Requirements to be breeding stock- 5’10” 180lbs
“I want my kids to have a better chance at going D1 than I did”
“That’s easy bro just find you some breeding stock and they’ll be set”
by SVwbbm September 24, 2020
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breeding ball

An imaginary pokeball in which pokemon and humans mate.
I like sex. You wanna get down in my breeding ball?
by embem June 20, 2008
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Breesing

vb. To get down on one knee, both hands together, after doing something worthwhile. Not to be confused with tebowing, which is getting down on one knee, head resting on clenched fist for no reason.
Drew Brees was seen Breesing in the Saints' locker room after breaking Dan Marino's record.
by MrSaint December 29, 2011
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Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.
Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*
by Idrv64s October 6, 2021
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breezing hot

A girl that is fat and sweaty and extremely horny i mean hella horny I mean really horny I mean at level which Donald trump would shit himself.
dang karla is breezing hot. wtf is karla breezing hot.
by BIG DADDY Dong ? November 1, 2019
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Breeding

When a guy nuts in his girl and gets her pregnant. The Act of Breeding. (Note: Breeding is the act of getting pregnant via sexual intercourse. You cannot breed an animal if said animal is on birth control)
Hey bro i just got done Breeding my girl and now we are going to have a kid.
by LordKurokage July 9, 2022
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Mpskyman April 24, 2023
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